MERRY MERRY MERRY & A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! XOXO

I HAVE GOT TO TELL YA ALL I LOVEY YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

We woke up to about 6 new inches of snow and yes my little low sport car got high centered in just the parking lots....hahahaha I dont care I love this time of year and I love the snow!!! We just got done with a ballroom comp, kenya got a few ribbons, but not her usual seconds so she felt bummed. I get the feeling the next comp she is going to GO ALL OUT! Anyway rather then give you fam highlights or funny storues, I just wanted to say MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! I love you all.....Damnit!!! xoxoxo

Only 23 DaYs TiL ChRiStmAs EvE!!!

Holy poopers only 23 days til CHRIATMAS EVE!!!!!!!!(Cuz I so DonT CounT ThAt DaY-It's AlrEaDy ThEre) We have no snow.... :( I is berry sad!! BRING IT ON!!! THANKSGIVING WAS AWESOME. We went up to Twin Falls, and visited Corina and fam, shopped, ate, watched movies, ate, watched fireworks to Christmas music(way Pretty) ate some more and I have to say Martha Stewart Potatoes are now my fav!!!! I could bathe in them!!! OK oK Ok well at least be barried in them!! Yes they are fattening and yes I am hitting the treadmill tonight!! I am sure I will loose my uterus on that thing, but it is for a good cause!! I hope you all had an ubber fabulouso time!! I am pretty sure Paul and Mandi have an interesting story or 2!! Dying to hear. xoxo much love!!

SNOW YES SIR-EEE!!

JUST 48 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS EVE................(NOT COUNTING CHRISTMAS EVE-CUZ THATS AWESOME!!) Yes it snowed this a.m.. Yes there are tards all over Rexburg who think there driving is most awesome!! Yes I actually updated. Kenya is done with track. And the ballroom season is upon us. She gets to do OPEN in Utah in November!!! OPEN=Individuals couples compete against each other in fancy fancy outfits and fancy hair. The routines are way more intricat. Pics will come later. Have y'all started shopping yet? Did any of you watch HOT ROD yet???? U will get many out loud giggles. xoxo

JUST A HEADS UP!!!! HO-HO-HO-HO.....AND NO THIS IS NOT IN REFERENCE TO ANYONE PARTICULAR....

OK OK so I realize that Christmas is in 99 days, and just over 14 weeks..........

BUT FREEKIN YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am ubber excited as I eat yummy fried green tomatoes, and corn on the cob from the garden, yes fall is my mooey fav, but alas I can not deny I am slightly peeing for Christmas. And I mean that in a good way!!!! Sorry I have not "BLOGGED" for a while, we have been ubber busy starting up school, ballroom, jazz, and x-country track. And at work we seem to be hell bent on hiring retarded employees for our recievables. So hopefully things will smooth out soon. rrrrrrrrr!!!

MUCH MUCH MUCH LOVE!!!!!

Sherri me too....me toooooo Way excited for movie and 4th book!!!!

Ok yesssssssssssss I am ubber excited for this movie, and the 4th book. Now I realize my 30 ish years might make me somewhat advanced for these. And to lust after the vampires, however I am women so freekin hear me roar!!! (rrawwrr)Momma likey!!! I actually had to stop reading the 3rd book for a while cuz the main girl "Bella" was making me freeking crazy. But alas I continued and had to finish, Nan and Sherri we are so going to the movie!! I know you guys usually have to drag me, but I am so gonna drag U if I have to!!!

When is FRIDAY??

HOLY FREEKIN FREEHOLIES!!!

I AM SO READY FOR FRIDAY....AND I EVEN MISSED 2 DAYS OF WORK THIS WEEK.

SO TUESDAY I GOT FRIED AT THE LAKE SO NOW I HAVE THE SAME COLORING AS THE "ROCK LOBSTER"... mY SIS AND KIDS ARE UP FROM TWIN--YEAH!! I LUVEY THEM!! AND I AM UP TO MY FIRST WRINKLE ON MY FOREHEAD IN PAPER WORK!! SO I WAS JUST WONDERING DO YA EVER FEEL THIS WAY???

ME TAGGED ME LUV U LONG TIME!!

1. What was I doing 10 years ago? Just started travel school.
2. 5 Things on my To Do List: Clean my house, Paint and texture yet another room, for my mom. Finish planting my planters,call Sherris about this weekend, Help Kenya plan an end o the year party...
3. What Snacks do I enjoy? mmmm Chips and Salsa--Onion Rings---any chips, cheese and things w/ mayo, and actually Hot Tamales!!
4. What would I do if I were suddenly a billionaire? Buy a house w/ a pool, and fenced yard. give everyone in my fam some $$, so get a new body but not new boobs cuz mine are awesome!! My daughter would have college pd, and we would travel, and so would my fam.
5. 3 Bad habits: Procrastinator...get ubber anxiety when things are not planned...Love to argue..
6. 6 places I've lived: A lil place called Rexburg, S.L.C (2 x's), Jackson Hole, New York (Yea Baby), Narnia( in my own mind)
7. 6 jobs I've had: Theatre Cashier, Theatre Manager, Ast. Manager of Jay Jacobs, Travel Agent, Office manager, Accountant
8. 5 things most people don't know about me: I was with my G-pa when he passed away (literally right there), Am scared to live in Utah incase I run into my X, Hate the sound of trains when they blow there horns, Literally "threw" a girl off my sister, she was trying to punch my sis cuz some boy checked her out., I love to sing and actually sang threw school, and for my ward.. And I love to write...-----Y'all have been tagged so nope. However Sir Joel.......

What My 14 yr old di for her B-DAY...well part of it..

Yes my baby is 14 as previously discussed but now I have actual photo's of the spa day that her a a few friends participated in. After they got thier hair done they proceded to strut the runways at Paul Mitchel. Then paraded around town(yes they were chaparoned) to the Cocoa Bean (amazing gi-normous cupcakes and vasrious hot cocoa's and cold) , and yes 4 high school boys tried to pick up on them, luckily Nanette(Abby's mom) and I walked by and gave the eye.(International mothers code for dont even freekin think about it!!!) and they moved along!! But anyway they had way fun did the sleep over bit and pizza & hormones...good times. They are such a good group of girls (the evil one is not there) I couldnt help but love that weekend and them. And yes they also got funky make-up and nails....It truly was a girl-y day!!

HAHAHA'S O AND ANOTHER HAHA!!

Two Dogs..............................

Two lovely female foreign immigrants, newly arrived in the United States, noticed people lining up to buy food from a cart. "I've heard that people here eat dogs," said one of the women."Really?" said her friend, "But we're in America, so we should do as Americans do." They headed for the cart. "Two dogs, please," she said. The vendor handed her two hot dogs wrapped in foil. The young women excitedly headed for a bench and unwrapped their meal. The first to open the foil blushed and whispered to her friend, "What part did you get?"

So Les, and Sherri and I were reminiscing..

Hahahaha so yestrday Sherri and Les and I were remembering(with fondness) this little funny show, that some might say is equal to Nacho Libre in the giggles dept. I myself being a 3 Amigos fan for flippin ever, have to say that perhaps Nacho is slightly funnyier, but just ever so slightly. So I must pay them tribute...The salute the amigo's do, is one Les and Nan and I actually did often, whenever we neeed good chuckles. So I challenge u to remember the salute and perform it for a loved one or even a complete stranger if u do not get even a little chuckle the world is sadly arrigh......xoxo

The Lesser of the 2 EVILS???

----------------------- POLITICAL THOUGHT FOR THE YEAR!!--------------------------------I can't decide wich is worse out of these 2?? So it will definently be McCaine. At least he believes in our country and our military!!!

A HOT HIM/SHE---zaa zaa zoo

K so I sent out a forward to my peeps titled SEXY TERRORIST, wich most of you got, except Sherri and Joel, cuz they are tards and block that stuff(hello I only send good quality chuckle stuff!!)anywho...with Nan's sheer genius(comp know how) she even made the sexy terrorist even more sexy!!heehee So kick back as ur eyes glaze over the smooth waxed legs, the boldness of the shoes, and the flow of the fabric. And then gaze even more so deeply into the eyes of whoever could it be??? And who knew he had so much fashion sense....xoxo

WAY TO FAST!!!!!

Is it just me or does every teen girl pose like this in thier pic's???? An enhancement of lips, the sad but hi look. GOOD THING THEY ARE CUTE ENOUGH TO DO IT!!! This is my niece and my daughter and then the other is Kenya-Ab's-Paigey, just a few of the girls in these ones...

It is crazy to me to see how much they have grown up, Kenya is turning 14 on the 25th, and I am literally gobsmacked!!! Next year she will be performing in ballroom in Utah and a Cali tour, and the year after that she will be headed to Blackpool (one of the biggest ballroom performances in the world) and yes urs truly will be going!!!!! Boys keep calling and texting, (RRRRRR)... And sometimes when they are all giggling and dancing and hanging all together I just feel like grabbing her and squishing her & not wanting her to get one bit older!!! I miss the days of her twisting my hair and sucking her middle fingers. Of watching Sound of Music and Les Mis CATS, a thousand times a day. Well actually she still loves those. So to my friends with 9 yr olds and 10's and 11's don't freekin blink!!!!

AMAZING VOICE

NEW Paul Potts FINAL Britains Got Talent Winner Nessun Dorma You have to see this, I am sure many of you have, his CD is amazing, and his talent brought me to tears...If you can't click it, then type it in and watch, on U Tube. AWESOME!!

K YA.....SO I AM FEELING TOTALLY SCRAPPY TODAY!!!

OK SO I FEEL AS THOUGH A BEAT DOWN IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!!!!

Here is my sit-chya-tion, and u share ur thoughts on how you would handle this. I have been somewhat designated as to explain parking to the new girls that work here(college students). I have emailed rather kindly suggesting that they only take one spot. That perhaps they watch the door dings and don't!! And if they are car pooling like a few do, then park they r using in front, and the one they use to drive themselves homw seperately further down. All the front is designated for girls only. We have 14 girls and 7-8 spots depending on if they are hogs or not. So after much needed e-mails, on parking etiquette. I noticed on thursday there are these 2 girls that feel entitled to bring there cars, park in the front, one takes 1 1/2 spots, the other parks her car there in the crack o dawn a.m., and then procedes to use her friends car, for errands and lunch. So because we in accoutning also get to park there I was getting annoyed!!(imagine that) So I proceeded to head them off when they got back from lunch, and this is how the conversation went: Hey girls can I talk with u for a sec
them: sure

me: I was noticing Amber has been hitting the bottle perhaps in the morning??(crooked parking)

them: huh?? (and confused looks)

me: well I figured u must be partaking of the bottle since u park completely diagonal in vertical spots??(said w/a smile)

them: oh!!! huh-uh!!

me: well I was hoping since parking is limited if we could get u guys to try parking straight and perhaps, since u don't use both cars and these spots are for the girls that do alot of coming and goings(deposits, mail,grabbing office lunch,po box run. Maybe u could use the one car here since u share it and park the one u r not using, further down.

them: o cuz the parking is getting fuller??

me: exactly, plus its just couteous to try and make room for everyone that we can, since we all have to work together. k

them: ok no probme: cool thanks so much guys

K so then come the next day????????????????????

HOLY CRAP THEY BOTH PARKED THERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So needless to say I am slightly annoyed. It has been suggested that I park directly behind them, or try talking to them again.

So my ever so witty and cunningly clever friends. Give me some suggestions!!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY EASTER ONE AND ALL, MAY U HAVE EGGS, CHOCOLATE, AND WARM FEELINGS!!!!!!! WE WILL BE HANGING OUT AT MOM AND DAD'S HAVING NUMMY EASTER DINNER, PRESENTS, AND TREATS. THE TRADITIONAL EASTER EGG HUNT, AND MOVIES. XOXOXO

P.S. IF U WERE HERE I SO WOULD BOIL AN EGG FOR YA!!

HAPPY DAY AFTER ST PATTY'S DAY!!!

MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YA, AND MAY UR MUG NEVER FIND ITSELF EMPTY OR ALONE!!

I REALIZE THIS IS THE DAY AFTER BUT YESTRDAY WAS SO NUTS WITH NEW BOSS'S HERE AND LEAVING EARLY TO HAVE OUR 30 PLUS FRIENDS AND FAMILY IRISH PARTY SO, TODAY I SPREAD THE LUCK AND LOVE TO YA!!!!XOXO

P.S. MAY A COOL BREEZE ALWAYS FIND IT'S WAY TO YOUR PANT LEG!!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Sherri-happy happy happy happy happy and another happy B-DAY!!!!!

YA LOOK MARVELOUS, AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL THE CRUSTY SMELL IS NOT SO STRONG YET.....BUT NEARLY!!! LOVEY YA!!!

BONES

OK so I love people magazine simply for the updates on who is dateing who, who should not wear that, who got pregnant with who's baby and it was probably Eddie Murphy's since the man could have his own children baseball team.!! So I come across this picture and I know her and her sister have had some eating disorders but, I think it is fair to say that when it looks like ur head is bigger then your body or simply on backwards, then it is time for intervention. Any thoughts on this pic? Or is it just me thinking she has no neck bones and can therefore turn her head all the way to the back??? Luckily her bit o side boob tells me this is the front!!This is Ashley Olsen, "who does not have an eating disorder!!!!mmmhhhhmmm, it's her sister Mary Kate that does.................................................Anyway she looks a bit creepy and if I were raiding my fridge at midnight and saw her in the kitchen I would pee myself, kick in her in the crotch while screaming, pass out then pee again.....

TEMPLE CELEBRATION

AWESOME!!!!!AWESOME!!!!!!!AWESOME!!!!!

My daughter had her temple performances, and I gotta say it was incredible. They did amazing!! And yes I bawled at numerous times, when the little boy sang The Spirit og God---when my baby came out and danced---when the choir sang--and the finale. So pretty much thru it all. Pres. Iring could not be there due to the fact that he broke his ankle on his treadmill, and Monson was unable to come so the girls did not get their 10-15 minutes with him, he was with Faust's family, since sister Faust passed away Sunday a.m..Pres Nelson, & Bednar and another one(I forget name) was there so it was still awesome. If you go to this web site you can see the practice, of one of my daughters dances, and yes several shots of her, even though some other mom recorded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2QKuIu5G-g Iwould e-mail to y'all but Mr Joel's wont let me e-mail such stuff . By the way she is in the deep red skirt and long dark ubber curly hair. On Sunday we got to go to the actual temple dedication performaed by Monson at the temple, we sat in the chapel, and I gotta say it takes your breathe away. There is something awesome about seeing them in there white suits. Then a bunch of moms and I took the kids to the Pineapple Grill to celebrate how well they did, me lovey the sushi rolls. Wish u all could have been there cuz no amount of vid's or pic's will capture all of it.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL BABY!!!!!!!

"C'est magnifique"---"Bon Anniversae"----"HAPPY FREAKIN B-DAY"

Ok If anyone feels like wishing Mr Paul a mooey happy birthday please feel free to do so. I realize this is a tich early, but I will not be on tomorrow, so ya get it today!! I hope you get lots of fun presents, yummie's and a few laughs... And maybe an amazon women quartet singing for you....xoxoxo

Ummmmm O.k.

"Your killin me smalls"

You all are Tards, and I say that with love. Sorry I have not been able to cut y'all off sooner, we have been ubber busy with temple practices daily, it is next weekend so be sure y'all got ur T.V.'s set on Feb 2nd & 3rd, I will get the for sure info this weekned. My baby will be there dancing away.

Oh um ok ..How I love my Doofus's!!

Y'all are a bunch o wing dings!!! You suck!!! xoxo

Did someone say Salsa Verde Dorito's?