Y'all are a bunch o wing dings!!! You suck!!! xoxo
Did someone say Salsa Verde Dorito's?
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It is so almost always about my daughter, but dangit he should be all about me!!!!(positive enforcing thoughts)
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A "tabula rasa", if you will.
Si, senor.
Sherri, have you found us some plane tickets yet?
I, for one , am down with the Salsa Verde Doritos. But try to stay on point, Carrie. We're talking about clean slates and airplane tickets now. muuuuuuey love XOXOXO! :)
We should not discuss Mehico unless we all go.
Hey Sherri, what kinda ticket deals can u get to Ireland??
Carrie, I believe it's "doofusses". It's not possessive nor transitory.
And Mexico is spelt with an X. As in Quoexicuatl.
I need more info to check on tickets. Departure date and time and return date and time.
I cannot help anyone with tickets to Ireland, However they are about $250 for me. My buddy passes are no good for international flights.
What about extranational flights?
That would be ok.
I prefer flying overnationally and extramaritally.
I Never fly extramaritally. Isn't that like swinging?
Sherri, you can get back to your swinging in a minute, but please try to focus. I found out our itinerary finally:
Depart Feb. 29 5:30pm Los Angeles
Arrive Mar. 3 7am Los Angeles
Could you be a sweet dear and check on that? THANK YOU!!
I just need to make something clear. My buddy passes are $30 per flight per person. It's standby only, if the flight fills up you wait for the next flight. You will need to fly when there are seats available. Sometimes you have to sit and wait for hours, if there's a delay or cancellation that can mess you up. I'm not trying to discourage you against it, but sometimes it might be better to buy a regular ticket and be confirmed. I don't want your cruise to get messed up in any way. So, with that being said, do you want to try buddy passes? Yes or no?
Hmmm....that's a good point. I wonder if we could try to go like the night before, or on a flight that's typically less full? Because there's tons of flights to LA, right? You know more about this that I do - what do you think our chances are of getting on? Or maybe it's always different. What has your experience been?
Oops that was me, not maddie.
Friday, Sunday and Monday's are typically the busiest days. I will check and get back to ya.
I had diarrhea last night, accompanied with extreme vomiting
I had au gratin potatos last night.
Ooohhh Tesssss Amay...(poor baby's)
actually Joel's sounds so way better then Paul's....ouchey, SORRY.
I had chili.
I had to listen to what Paul had that night. I think I should get the most pity.
You have my pity. But, God doesn't give us anything we can't handle. You are a Very strong woman Mandi. I admire that.
Well, i'm going to visit Michele tomorrow in Oregon. Any comments?
Have a splendid time in Oregon and tell Michele she is loved and missed. I was going to give her a CD with awesome music that she is unlikely to have heard before but she is not coming to see me, so instead she gets a picture of me with unkempt hair.
I was gonna say give her bunches o hugs, but u r prob already gone so never mind. And get your famous ever so unflattering pic's!!
So here we are sitting at the computer of Michele's mother. Today we learned that little kids don't have ankles.
It took you this long to realize that little kids don't have ankles? Where have you been?
Last night I dreamed about you ladies. Now I'm extra disappointed that I don't get to see you.
Michele, Do you have a space helmet? I think that's the message that my dream was trying to tell me: "Michele has a space helmet"
Good grief- I miss out on so much when I forget that carrie has a fantastic blog going. Hi Michelle! You really needoneof these- my space is so last september... I mean hey, look what Carrie has! You know you want one.
A blog AND a space helmet. What I ment to say was that you wanted a blog AND and space helmet...
Heehee, geez Michelle get with it!!
Dreams-Joel do you remember the dream u had when u were on a pyramid in sorta "Sun God Like Robes", and thousands of naked PIGMY women were shouting your name and throwing little pickles at you???
You must have me confused with someone else who has weird dreams. My dreams are all perfectly rational. Anyway, let Michele say something, Lamquen!
Yeah say something already michelle. And do it in a blog..I dare you.
whuba fwaba? eh??? oh, wait, my space helmet was receiving little pickles.
sherri would like to say something....
Bizcocholante! Ole'
Sounds like you 2 are having... fun?
Ok, sad day. The fun is over for me. I'm back home and Michele is in Mexico
Fine!! Joel, you suck! Block me!! We are terribly sorry, but your messages can no longer be delivered to the gtalk recipient as you have been blocked. If you believe this notice was received in error, please contact the individual who has blocked you to determine the nature of the problem.
Dear Sherri,
What did you think "clandestine" meant?
Love, Joel.
PS: I don't think you suck. You are my friend. I care about you.
Care enough to drop the question? It doesn't matter. I have already humiliated myself enough. No more ammo for you!
Enough to unblock you
Ok, that's all resolved. Next topic of discussion?
I think Sheri's dumb. What about you guys?
Oops, spelled your name wrong. SoRRy. I meant to say SheRRi is dumb.
Dumb huh? Dumb enough to still get you buddy passes?
Wow! That was a fast response!
I was just going to say how much I was kidding about that. Sherri is awesome and does really nice things like give us buddy passes.
Can't we all just pretend to get along?
yep, that's what I thought!
Joel, sometimes I wish you'd just shut your big yapper.
I just wanted to say again how grateful I am to have this blog to chat in.
Do you think we can get to 100?
Not without my help, you can't. Poor you, Mandi. It's not your lucky day: your wish did not come true.
So, our goal is to get to 100, before a new post by Carrie?
Come on, Mandi. pipe up here. You can't go off willy-nilly making comments about reaching 100 and then totally abandon us like this. It's unethical.
We can't do it alone ya know!
The water lines to my kitchen sink froze last night!
I had to prepare and eat my lunch of delicious salmon. Mmmmm it was good.
That sucks about your pipes, Sherri. I hate it when that happens.
By the way, did you know that Joel and Paul have "off the record" chats maligning my intelligence? And possibly the intelligence of all women in general? What do you think should be done about this, Sherri?
If you ladies would just like the right shows, it wouldn't be a problem. Instead you have to like dumb shows. I can't explain that. It makes no sense to me.
I was TRYING to watch Battlestar Galactica, and like it, but Paul thought it would be good to have Maddie standing behind him watching it. And did you know about the sex scenes? So does Maddie now. So I made him shut it down halfway through, and then he watched the rest without me, so there's no way I can get into it again. LAMQUEN! I don't know if either of you are dumb.
But that girl with the short hair that thinks she's all cool and boyish REALLY bugs me. So maybe I can't like it after all.
And did you know that the sex scenes??? Holy toledo, they were a spicy meatball.
Let it be known that most guys are not dumb. And the cold water is running again, but not the hot. We have separate lines for each. Kinda weird, i know.
Are they like the sex scenes on Nip/Tuck. Those are border line porn.
You read our conversation so you must realize that Paul didn't explain. But if you still refuse to watch, then what can I say?
You must be talking about Starbuck. Here is the realization: The Starbuck character was played by a womanizing, cigar chomping buckaroo in the original series. In this carnation they decided to make Starbuck a female for some reason. She's SUPPOSED to be cocky and unlikable. The fact that you feel that way about her shows that she is portraying the character well.
Mandi, it's like I always say: if you're going to play ball with the big boys then you gotta be prepared to take an elbow in the chin every once in a while. Just get used to it and then you'll realize. And isn't that what is really most important after all?
I've never seen nip/tuck so I can't compare. I will say this though: I wouldn't watch B*G with my mother.
At least, not since that letter she sent me.
I have yet to see that letter.
You'll have to get it from Paul or Mandi, since I gave it to them to enjoy. I would be surprised if they kept it around. Is it framed on your wall, Mandi?
You guys will be on your own soon. I have to leave for work on 25 mins.
You'll be off to work, Mandi will be making a salmon sandwich. It'll just be me here making comment after comment. It'll be Mandi's worst nightmare come true.
I keep trying to "shut my big yapper" but it just won't work.
I have to come in and out so I can get a flipping thing done today, so maybe we should continue this at a later time.
But first, Joel, I did NOT read the chat, because first Paul told me, "I don't want you to read it because of this: we talked about how dumb you were" and then later he said, "I can't send it anyway because it was off the record." So I only knew generally what was said, and that it was kind.
And bizcocholy, I would not refuse if it was easier to get a hold of, but alas, it is on Paul's laptop, which is seldom seen round these parts. Oh, and I don't want to because it's dumb. There's also that.
I actually have the letter of all letters right here. I was about to throw it away, but the guilt and shame I felt thinking those kind of thoughts made me keep it safe and sound. Maybe I can get it to you somehow.
I hope you're talking to Sherri about getting the letter to her because I certainly don't want it back.
Paul is a good summarizer of events. When you want to know what really happened, see him.
I don't want you to shut your big yapper, Joel. Please take the elbows with the same grace as the rest of us.
We are now at 74. Paul needs to help out!
I'm on my way out now. Later.
Here is an emoticon of me crying because I think that no one wants to hear my comments: [insert into your mind here a picture of me flipping you the bird]
Bye Sherri!
Don't worry, I know well of Paul's summarizing abilities. He tends to give full and accurate representations of things and also takes the time to remember them. Just remember this the next time he's telling you a story about me.
K. I'm going to organize the toyroom now. Keep up the yapping, Joel. Be back in awhile.
So I says to him, I says "Kefalotiri?! Are you up a creek?" Ha ha ha. Let's see, where was I?
That's when it happened - a sudden shudder which left the teacups rattling in the cupboard. It must have come from somewhere nearby.
Imagine! Underwears with no tags! None! It's pure genius, I say.
I don't really know the answer to that. I have my opinion on the matter. It would be absurd to have come this far without forming an opinion of some sort.
It almost never works. Which is why I've stopped trying. Spinach just wasn't made that way, I guess.
Then try this idea out. It's called "Portmanteau" and it's the latest trend among the young generation. Why, you'll save yourself more than a bundle of stress with just 2 easy lessons.
Isn't it illegal to do that? I heard that some ignorant immigrant heard the world "Chlamydia" at the hospital where she was having her baby and decided to name it that because it sounds pretty. It must be true.
"Westward," I said. The other made no response. Not even a blink. It was time to up the stakes.
It's nice of you to say that about me, but the same is true of you. I hope you know I mean that.
Has anyone got a match? I just spilled my mulligatawny.
Shalink. Shalink. Shalink. This is good chew!
Don't expect me to bail you out when the boss finds out. You're in Double Dutch Canyon, pal, and it's starting to rain.
Don't be confrontational, but be firm. Your opinion matters.
This is getting difficult.
It leads to a situation where the excess fluids run directly to the back of the nasal passage. It can be helped with gauze and potato flakes.
I never tried that. What temperature do I cook it at? Not the sauce, the bolgna.
He said it didn't feel right at all. It was itchy and awkward.
Less than 18% if recent studies can be trusted. It's the weight of the manhole covers that is the true culprit.
Never again. It was worth it, but repeating it would be futility itself.
Joel! You have gone above and beyond the call of duty. Look at what you've accomplished! Nicely done.
"and I realized that when there were only one set of footprints, it was then that you carried me."
It's not enough that she was wearing the same top as me, but she looked so good on the back of that bike.
Do you think Carrie's blog is gonna break when it gets to 100? I'm scared.
My fingers are timid, my ear is injected and my eyeball won't stay in. It's no use.
Post #100
Joel - snap out of your commenting trance. WE HAVE DONE IT!!!!!! And they said we couldn't.
Mandi, you picked a terrible time to post! you ruined all my work.
Mine was actually the 100th. Haha - I slipped it in and you didn't even realize.
Oh never mind. I can never stay mad at you. Come over here and tell me how you did it.
Thinking your cool and taking the 100 glory. Not so fast mister.
YOU'RE
lamquen
Thanks for saving me from my commenting trance. It was beginning to hurt.
You took one for the team, Joel. I'm proud of you.
Double Dutch Canyon. Ha!
Maybe you should go lie down now.
yippee! You guys done me proud.
I dreamed I was a Scientologist last night.
.............TARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
......LAMQUEN!!!!!!!!!!............
Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Anyway, Carrie, if you had simply read all my comments you would then realize.
Why are you ignoring me? Don't you all realize that you want to be me? It's true!
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