RU SMART????

This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?






The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?





Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Holy smurf, the smurf just smurfed a smurfin smurf...Smurf?

Ok so bare with me cuz this gave me the giggles.................By the way 61 days til Christmas, 9 weeks, 4 pay checks!!!!!!! Has anyone decorated yet, cuz I am going to as soon as Hallowwen is over!!!

FETISH OR FACT O LIFE

OK so this poses many a thought in my head, 1 - what type of cheese would this be ?

2- HOLY EVER LOVIN OUCH!!!

3- DAMN MONDAYS!!!

Among others so "ga" head and share yours.................................. By the way I am sure there are many a people that would enjoy this and pay to do it, I think I work w/ a few..........................................

just had to share...

Just a friendly reminder, Christmas is in 14 weeks and 97 days, have ya bought Carrie's present yet? And more to the point, are we making a major ball of misteltoe???xoxo

Surgery anyone???

Ok so let me just share my good time weekend with y'all.. Friday consisted of missing lunch with my Sherri & Nu-nuh. Due to HUGE HUGE work day because we r growing so freakin fast!!! (I just keep thinking job security...job security...) So then Friday night my house was "BACK TO SCHOOL SLEEPOVER HUB" where we had 8 girls sleeping over, wich actually went rather well. Then on Sat a couple of my other friends & I went out to movie and dinner, after wich on the drive home I get some major tummy pains....Wich woke me up @ 2 in the a.m. on Sunday and did not let me go back to sleep, well llater sunday it moved to the right of my lower stomach, wich may be in fact my beloved appendix!!!!!!(And here I thought it was just the poopies!!)So today @4:00 I am headed to the doctor(wich I never go cuz even though I ran a Doctor's office, lets face it I am a big big whanney when it comes to being there..) Everyone at my work is seriously betting on the outcome....wich I should be given a percentage. So needless to say I am a bit freeked out!! I will let y'all know the deet's when I am done. Sherri or Nan should come with, since my mom is at work and then taking my dad to have an MRI for a herniated disc....And I am sorry needles make me pucker and not in good ways....Are ya gettin a sense of my nerves yet???? Anyway thought I would share this since I have never had surgery other then my boobies, and my child. Have any of you had this done??? within the past 5 years?

Ode to a beauty..

Mommy likey...........Need I say more. Just incase I have not mentioned enough!!xoxo heehee

School Days School Days Dear ol Golden Rule Days.....

Oh it is in the air, you can smell it in the breezes, it is the smell of fall in the distance. Maybe it is the fact that right now it is only 85 degrees as opposed to 103. And have you noticed the difference in the autumn's 85 and July's? You can always get warmer but when u r hot there is only so much u can remove before getting arrested or offending someone. I love this time of year, I actually love walking down the isle @ walmart in the school supply section, then nastalgia & nausea overwhelm you. I love the cooler nights, and children getting there back to school haircuts, or in girls cases highlights and haircuts. Seeing the moms with tired little ones rushing in the mall to put together their childs school clothes, seeing the chatty pre-teens and the ever so cool teens. The busyness of it all is fun and eye rolling all at the same time. I love school clothes shopping w/ my daughter who is about to embark on 8th grade. Of course when shopping with her it entails many details due to the fact that being a girl has many needs, like 4 different shoes, not including her tenny's wich this year are apparently "PUMA'S", some with a tich of a heel some without, of course u need the "cute" unmentionables, because apparently in the lockers people see "DUH"...I was actually having fun doing these things from getting 2 diff kinds of jackets, a back pack, several jeans, tan & black pants, various capri's, dressy shirts, t-shirts & shirts that go under your shirts, skirts w/ leggings, belts, then there is the jewelry that goes with each outfit & hair accesories. And none of this shopping is the winter apparel, and did I forget to mention the decorative locker accesories? And I think "Holy crappers" did I over do it, especially since I could have purchased a plane ticket flown to New York and stayed at our favorite "Crown Plaza", and gotten Spa treatments for what I spent.......Of course all this spending is entirely Kenya's fault for being so cute... And maybe it has to do with this time of year it is truly part of my favorite, soon leaves will change and chimney's will permiate the air. Then I think "mercy" for the moms w/multiple children is it as fun for them, or is it frantic, my mom who had 7 children, put us in darling things but said it was both insane and fun, till we got to the teenager stage, then just more hectic... So my friends was school shopping fun for you?? And don't ya love fall????

P.S. did u also know that there are only 132 days til Cristmas, wich makes just over 18 weeks...hee-hee me lovey!!